var thought = new Array(

'A creative mess is better than tidy idleness',
'A fat quarter has fewer calories than a hot fudge sundae!',
'A fat quarter is not a body part',
'A messy house is the sign of a happy quilter',
'A stitch in time is rarely possible',
'A yard a day keeps the blues away',
'As ye sew, so shall ye rip',
'Blessed are the children of the piecemakers<br>for they shall inherit the quilts',
'Blessed are the piecemakers, for they shall quilt forever!',
'Buttons and patches and the cold wind blowing,<br>the days pass quickly when I am sewing',
'Creative minds are rarely tidy',
'Home - a place where happiness lives and memories are sewn',
'I feed my soul...by the stitches I sew',
'I love quilting and have plenty of material witnesses',
'I\'d rather be stitchin\' than in the kitchen',
'If I stitch fast enough does it count as an aerobic exercise?',
'I\'m a quilter and my house is in pieces',
'I\'m creative - you can\'t expect me to be neat too!',
'I\'m in therapy and sewing is cheaper than a psychiatrist',
'In the crazy quilt of life,<br>I\'m glad you\'re in my block of friends',
'May your sorrows be patched and your joys quilted',
'Memories are stitched with love',
'Old quilters never die, they just go batts',
'Old quilters never die, they just go to pieces',
'One sewing project, like one cookie, is never enough',
'Our lives are like quilts<br>- bits and pieces, joy and sorrow, stitched with love',
'People that are organized are<br>just too lazy to get up and look for it!',
'Pray for Pieces!',
'Put your treadle to the metal',
'Quilt \'til you wilt!',
'Quilters aren\'t greedy, they\'re just materialistic',
'Quilters never cut corners',
'Quilting fills my days, not to mention the living room, bedroom and closets',
'Quilting forever...housework whenever!',
'Quilting with a friend will keep you in stitches',
'Quilts are like friends - a great source of comfort',
'Quilting mends the soul, my soul is fed...by my needle and thread',
'She who dies with the most fabric wasted a lot of time!',
'So much fabric, so little time',
'Stitch your stress away',
'The only place housework comes before sewing is in the dictionary!',
'Those who sleep under a quilt, sleep under a blanket of love',
'When I learned how to quilt... I forgot how to cook!',
'When life gives you scraps, make quilts',
'Tacking is not sticking',
'Hexagons give six-appeal',
'Quilters are piecemakers');

var myrandomno = parseInt(Math.random() * 1000000);
var i = myrandomno % thought.length;
document.write('<p class="legal">' + thought[i] + '</p>');